Freshman 15. . . again?!

I'm becoming another statistic. According to a study by someone smart at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center, it's common for newlyweds to gain up to 10 pounds after tying the knot. I think I'm diving headfirst into making that a reality in record time. Without a dress to think about fitting into, the motivation to slim down or at least maintain a healthy-ish weight is dwindling. I have hopes of returning to my gym, yet I'm too jiggly to show my face there. Yes, I feel too chubby to get my ass back on the treadmill. Ironic, huh?

Unlike the past two years I've shown little care as to what I shove in my mouth, calories and carbs be damned. When will it stop?! At what point will acquaintances think to themselves, "Wow, Amy sure let herself go after she got married." It's not like I don't know HOW to lose -- see below picture; I just refuse to put down the ice cream and pick up a banana.